Tuesday, August 28, 2007

U, self-invitation into matters which exerts ur common knowledge which u think u know and have “experience”, pathetic.

U, may "think" that u're perfect in so many ways, in what u are able to get and receive what u dont work for with ur bare hands, typical.

U, "experience" which u commonly speak of, worthless.

U, self opinions which u constantly create about others, even those dear to u, is skeptical, unthoughtful.

U, dumped and left, feeds on others with innocence and clarity, just to hide ur flaws and think that they may not notice, phony.

U, the fact of being "straight-forward" is just to openly criticize another, purposely.

U, centered among ppl who u think may not be as "good" as u, just to out shine, narcissistically.

U, defensively react when ppl know the truth, grandiose.

U, will know the microscopic feeling one day when ppl constantly feed on ur conscious, priceless.

U, damn u.



THANKS ELLE.

Saturday, August 18, 2007
















Monday, August 06, 2007

Wish List
1. Tornado Storm II Foosball Table
2. Microsoft XBox 360
3. TAG Heuer Link Calibre 16 Automatic Chronograph Watch
4. ALDO Leather Wallet (acquired)
5. Oakley POLARIZED JULIET® Sun Glasses
6. Hammer Black Widow Bowling Ball
7. Paul Smith Coloured Ties
8. Black Zara Codroy Trench Coat
9. Apple Iphone
10. Lenovo (IBM) ThinkPad X61 Tablet PC
11. Ang Pows in English Sterling
12. High Tea, Renaissance Hotel KL
13. Dinner, Shang Palace, Shangri-La KL
14. Adidas T-MAC 6 Low Basketball Shoes (acquired)
15. Crumpler MacBook School Hymn 13" Black Laptop Case
16. XZQT Solo Leisure Chair
17. Calvin Klein IN2U Perfume (acquired)
18. World Peace ;)

Disclaimer : This list and all its contents as listed above, are items which i wish to attain or own in the near future. Please do not label me as brand cautious or spoiled in any way, just because i am able to acquire or own any of the above either from gifts or purchased with one's own hard earned money. Thank You. Cheers~ ;)

Saturday, August 04, 2007

What men do after sex?
2% eat;
3% smoke cigarettes;
4% take ashower;
5% go to sleep
and
86% get upand go back home to their wives.
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Why is your penis better than a creditcard?
(a) Once spent it recharges itself.
(b) It is accepted worldwide.
(c) You can let your wife use it asmuch as she wants.
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LITTLE GIRL: Mommy, I just foundout that ourneighbour's sonhas a penis like a peanut!
MUM: You mean it'ssmall?
LITTLE GIRL: No it's salty!!!
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A man was carrying 3 babies in atrain.
The lady sitting next to him asked:Are they your babies?
MAN: No, I work in a condom factoryand these are customer COMPLAINTS.
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Women top 5 lies: from the whitestdown
5. I am a virgin.
4. It is so big.
3. I can't do that to my bestfriend.
2. I won't gain weight aftermarriage
1. I am coming! I am coming!!!
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A guy goes up to a girl in a bar andsays: You want to play magic.
Shesays: What is that?
He says: We goHome, screw, and then you disappear.
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What is the closest thing to a woman'speriod?
Your SALARY... It comes once a month,lasts 4 or 5 days,
and if it doesn'tcome, you are F*CKED!!!
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Teacher asked: Which part of the bodygoes to heaven first?
A Kid replied : The legs...becauseeverynight I see my mum's legs up highand
screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING".
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Teacher: Why did you bring your cat toschool?
Pupil : Because I heard my sister's
boyfriend say, "TONIGHT I WILL EATYOUR PUSSY".
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What's the difference between a panty and a stage curtain?
Answer : When you pull down the stagecurtain, show is over,
but when youpull down the PANTY... IT'S SHOWTIME.
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AGES OF VAGINA:
16 TO 19 BRAND NEW.
20 TO 28 SLIGHTLY USED
29 TO 36 SECOND HAND
37 TO 45 SUBJECT TO REPAIR
46 TO 55 FOR LUBRICATION
56 TO 60 TOTAL WRECK
61 TO 70 CLOSED FORRENOVATION!!!!!!!
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MUM: Didn't I tell you if a strangertouches your breast say "DON'T".
Andif he touches your pussy say STOP!
GIRL : But mum, he touched both,
so I told him DON'T STOP!!!!"