Questions womEn ask.

1. What does it mean when a guy constantly flirts with you but never asks you out.......

A. It means he wants you to try out for the pole vault in his olympics only to never walk down the aisle to get the medal

2. Why do men crave beautiful "model type" women and yet fear them?

A. Men don't fear them, men are smart, we know that if she looks that good she probably skipped home economics and can't cook worth a damn.

3. Why are men afraid of committment?

A. One day a man awoke missing a rib, the next, he was enticed into eating the fruit, the world has been screwed up ever since, and you ask why?

4. Can a man ever be loyal to just one woman?

A. Yes, unfortunately only his mother

5. Is it really a man's world

A. No, we think we run things, but actually the women do, they just let us think we're in control.

6. Why do men wear black at their wedding

A. because we are actually dressed for our funeral, for we are doomed. It should be called the bride and the doomed, instead of the bride and the groom.

7. What's the one thing that turns most men on?

A. The remote on Sunday afternoon

8. How can you tell if you have a good man?

A. If he respects you, treats you as an equal, and puts up with your parents, what more could you ask for.

cheers~ ;)